" have no idea "

 [ "i have no idea" ]

1: The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.

  * e.g.,  ... What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea. 

 [ "You have no idea" ]

1: A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.

  * e.g.,  ... Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful? 

 [ "You have no idea" ]

1: A phrase used by people who have no comprehension of a situation that is passively put back on the others in the conversation and when asked to elaborate, cannot.. They say 'you' have no idea when they really mean 'I' have no idea.

  * e.g.,  ... How was the math test? Oh, you have no idea. That's why I asked. tell me about it. <Blank stare> 

 [ "i have no idea whats going on right now" ]

1: from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now." 

 [ "i have no idea whats going on right now" ]

1: the most common thing a real stoner can say.

  * e.g.,  ... dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome 

 [ "I have no idea what you're talking about" ]

1: The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official. A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter. Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

  * e.g.,  ... Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger! Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about. Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear. 

 [ "I have an idea now he can’t breath" ]

1: A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo

  * e.g.,  ... Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them 

 [ "i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is" ]

1: an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

  * e.g.,  ... "Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?" 

 [ "I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^" ]

1: Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

  * e.g.,  ... Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-) 

 [ "I have no idea --- I just work here" ]

1: Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

  * e.g.,  ... It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.